Wednesday, January 28, 2009

In the future, the Weather Channel will be a personalized system for controlling the weather at your location. Rain will be dance-activated.

In the future, after domesticated poultry have gone extinct, people will no longer ask "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The question will be "Which was around last, the chicken or the egg?"

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

FaceBook

In the future, because current Facebook users will become elderly (and younger generations will get their own social networking sites), the majority of FaceBook users will be senior citizens.