Blogs

In the future, blogs will make biographies obsolete.
Congrats on the new blog, Joe.

In the future, video games will become so realistic that their only flaw will be that they still get kinda boring after a while.
After that, their only flaw will be that they don't get kinda boring after a while.

facebook quizzes

In the future, your personality will be determined by facebook quizzes.

-joke credit to Bill Brown


Bonus points to anyone who can guess which people each of these answers describes!

Project Natal

In the future, Project Natal for Xbox 360 will lead to more broken TV screens than both flying Wii Remotes and Walker, Texas Ranger viewers trying to emulate the roundhouse kick. Somebody, somewhere will not allow adequate room around his or her self during game play, resulting in shattered glass or plasma or whatever all over the living room floor.


Just look at 1:41.

TiVo

In the future, you will be able to fast forward TiVo.

-joke credit to Joseph Kasper

The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien

In the future, more specifically in the year 3000, Conan O'Brien will have to change the year mentioned in one of his running gags yet again. On second thought, he probably won't get around to it until roughly the year 3009.

Peeps- Animation

In the future, due to prolonged exposure to microwave radiation, Peeps® will evolve until they develop the ability to cause humans to rapidly expand and collapse into misshapen blobs.

If all else fails, just go here to watch it: http://www.freewebs.com/coleslava/peeps.swf

dippin' dots

In the future, dippin' dots will be the ice cream of the past.

In the future, the Weather Channel will be a personalized system for controlling the weather at your location. Rain will be dance-activated.

In the future, after domesticated poultry have gone extinct, people will no longer ask "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The question will be "Which was around last, the chicken or the egg?"

FaceBook

In the future, because current Facebook users will become elderly (and younger generations will get their own social networking sites), the majority of FaceBook users will be senior citizens.