In the future, due to inflation, five dollars will no longer buy a footlong at Subway; five dollars will only buy a sandwich one ångström in length.

In the future, after Colony Collapse Disorder has taken its toll and honey bees have gone extinct, the bees will be replaced by robots.

SPORE™

In the future, the ESRB rating for Spore will be changed to "M for Mature" due to cartoon genocide.

In the future, technology will serve as a surrogate memory for most humans. Jimmy Wales will no longer be able to think properly, due to him making his memory a wiki.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

In the future, after intense research, scientists will finally figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop.

Job Interviews

In the future, job interviews will be reality TV shows. -joke credit to Michelle 2-N-S

Pokémon

In the future, there will be so many Pokémon that catching 'em all will no longer be feasible.