In the future, after domesticated poultry have gone extinct, people will no longer ask "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The question will be "Which was around last, the chicken or the egg?"

FaceBook

In the future, because current Facebook users will become elderly (and younger generations will get their own social networking sites), the majority of FaceBook users will be senior citizens.

In the future, Shakira's hips will be put on trial for perjury.

In the future, due to inflation, five dollars will no longer buy a footlong at Subway; five dollars will only buy a sandwich one ångström in length.

In the future, after Colony Collapse Disorder has taken its toll and honey bees have gone extinct, the bees will be replaced by robots.

SPORE™

In the future, the ESRB rating for Spore will be changed to "M for Mature" due to cartoon genocide.

In the future, technology will serve as a surrogate memory for most humans. Jimmy Wales will no longer be able to think properly, due to him making his memory a wiki.