In the future, more specifically in the year 3000, Conan O'Brien will have to change the year mentioned in one of his running gags yet again. On second thought, he probably won't get around to it until roughly the year 3009.
In the future, due to prolonged exposure to microwave radiation, Peeps® will evolve until they develop the ability to cause humans to rapidly expand and collapse into misshapen blobs.
In the future, dippin' dots will be the ice cream of the past.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
In the future, the Weather Channel will be a personalized system for controlling the weather at your location. Rain will be dance-activated.
In the future, after domesticated poultry have gone extinct, people will no longer ask "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The question will be "Which was around last, the chicken or the egg?"
In the future, because current Facebook users will become elderly (and younger generations will get their own social networking sites), the majority of FaceBook users will be senior citizens.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
In the future, Shakira's hips will be put on trial for perjury.