In the future, blogs will make biographies obsolete. Congrats on the new blog, Joe.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
In the future, video games will become so realistic that their only flaw will be that they still get kinda boring after a while. After that, their only flaw will be that they don't get kinda boring after a while.
In the future, Project Natal for Xbox 360 will lead to more broken TV screens than both flying Wii Remotes and Walker, Texas Ranger viewers trying to emulate the roundhouse kick. Somebody, somewhere will not allow adequate room around his or her self during game play, resulting in shattered glass or plasma or whatever all over the living room floor.
In the future, more specifically in the year 3000, Conan O'Brien will have to change the year mentioned in one of his running gags yet again. On second thought, he probably won't get around to it until roughly the year 3009.
In the future, due to prolonged exposure to microwave radiation, Peeps® will evolve until they develop the ability to cause humans to rapidly expand and collapse into misshapen blobs.