Google Calendar

In the future, Google will use your events in Google Calendar to find out about your parties, and then will proceed to crash them.

The Housing Bubble and Post-Bubble Economy

In the future, this will be what a housing bubble looks like. In a post-bubble economy, everyone dies of asphyxiation.

Blogs

In the future, blogs will make biographies obsolete.
Congrats on the new blog, Joe.

In the future, video games will become so realistic that their only flaw will be that they still get kinda boring after a while.
After that, their only flaw will be that they don't get kinda boring after a while.

facebook quizzes

In the future, your personality will be determined by facebook quizzes.

-joke credit to Bill Brown


Bonus points to anyone who can guess which people each of these answers describes!

Project Natal

In the future, Project Natal for Xbox 360 will lead to more broken TV screens than both flying Wii Remotes and Walker, Texas Ranger viewers trying to emulate the roundhouse kick. Somebody, somewhere will not allow adequate room around his or her self during game play, resulting in shattered glass or plasma or whatever all over the living room floor.


Just look at 1:41.

TiVo

In the future, you will be able to fast forward TiVo.

-joke credit to Joseph Kasper