In the future, Shakira's hips will be put on trial for perjury.

In the future, due to inflation, five dollars will no longer buy a footlong at Subway; five dollars will only buy a sandwich one ångström in length.

In the future, after Colony Collapse Disorder has taken its toll and honey bees have gone extinct, the bees will be replaced by robots.

SPORE™

In the future, the ESRB rating for Spore will be changed to "M for Mature" due to cartoon genocide.

In the future, technology will serve as a surrogate memory for most humans. Jimmy Wales will no longer be able to think properly, due to him making his memory a wiki.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

In the future, after intense research, scientists will finally figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop.

Job Interviews

In the future, job interviews will be reality TV shows. -joke credit to Michelle 2-N-S

Pokémon

In the future, there will be so many Pokémon that catching 'em all will no longer be feasible.

Energy Currency

In the future, energy will be used as currency, in the form of batteries.

Chairman Lmao

In the future, the internet will be governed by
Chairman Lmao.

FreeRice.com

In the future, on FreeRice.com, the number of vocabulary questions you answer correctly will not determine how many grains of rice they donate through the United Nations. The number of questions you answer correctly will determine your own rice rations, and the number of questions you answer incorrectly will determine whether or not you are eliminated.

What Happens on the Moon

In the future, what happens on the moon, stays on the moon.

Futurama

In the future, Futurama will be called Presentama.

Liquid Sunshine

In the future, rain drops will be liquid sunshine.